goooooooodmawninnng chweetheart...hooose mammas chweethaaart, yoo are,yesh yoo aar
Yank my hair one more time and I'll......awwwww you really are a cute little monkey arnt you,give
mamma a kiss.
Middle of the night
BABY!! sleep!! no no NO dont do that....no mamma is not giving you any more.....hush close your eyes
SLEEP you little monkey or mamma's gonna.....aaaaagggghhhhh dont pull mamma's hair!
Fine thats it!!! Play with your toys, do whatever you want, mamma's going to sleep.
Middle of the night plus thirty minutes ,
Papa -blissfully asleep,mamma- staring red eyed at the computer screen ,
fatfeetmcdrooly- discovering the taste of his pillows!
Ah, the joys of motherhood!